You know how some people find a way to get a free car, just by agreeing to show a huge ad on that car? It’s like instead of a normal, solid-color paint job, that car has a huge, bold message, asking everybody on and off-road, “Who You Gonna Call?!” Beneath that would be the phone number or website of a specific company, let’s say… Phantom Nabbers.

Those types of ads must produce some kind of results, otherwise why would companies bother to give away free cars? I’ve always wondered what it would be like to drive one of those… I think you’d probably have to be ready to answer a couple questions!

Anyway, I was thinking about how a small business owner might go about using the same ad tactic, and I think I found a way. Car magnets! These are magnets that you slap on the outside of your car. Each magnet can be printed with your company logo and message. Where can you get them? VistaPrint!

VistaPrint is a printing company. They’ll print everything — dogs, cats… ok, just kidding, here’s what they really print: checks, announcements, rubber stamps, business cards, and of course, car magnets. Each item is highly customizable, and VistaPrint will take each of your specifications very seriously. So the next time you’re in the mood to buy some quality car magnets or get something else printed, think VistaPrint!

I love Cadbury Eggs so much, I think I might go buy some on discount. But better to get the fresh ones. I once found one from like 3 years prior, and it was… not so fresh. More like “expired.” But still delicious! J/k

In order to fund my addiction to Cadbury Eggs, I’ve been thinking about creating my own Post Office. I think I’ve found just about everything I need to do it. VistaPrint provides a ton of related services, printing included. They can print address labels, checks, magnets, postcards, and stamps. Who’d have guessed stamps? Not me. But now I know better. A good post office offers plenty of customization, which is just what VistaPrint.com provides for all their products. You can even get a rubber stamp, to prove you’re in the Big Time!

Maybe I don’t need to set up a new Post Office, just for Cadbury eggs. It does make sense to go buy extra Easter candy (for those who are fans) after the fact, because of the inherent savings. But you can also save with…coupons! And guess who just so happens to offer a coupon for stamps? VistaPrint! Use the coupon code “Stamp25” during checkout, and you’ll save 2.5 tenths of a straw penny. No, make that 25% off your entire stamp order! That’s better…

I wonder if I could go somewhere in the world and find a Cadbury Egg the size of an Ostrich Egg? Then I could use the discount stamps from VistaPrint and send it back to America! I’d be king…