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Craig Venter, a famed geneticist whose last name sounds suspiciously like "Venture," will solve Global Warming and the Peak Oil Crisis simultaneously by genetically enhancing preexisting organisms to make them eat Carbon Dioxide (a greenhouse gas) and produce methane gas (fuel).

If that's not Super Science, I don't know what is!

(In case you're wondering, Dr. Venture and the term "Super Science" are both references to a cartoon called, "The Venture Brothers.")

So now the only question that remains is: what are the preexisting organisms Dr. Venter will modify?

PEOPLE!!!

via Yahoo