I think it was a Dymo — my first label maker. It was a handheld, non-electric label gun. Like a handheld typewriter. Bart Simpson had one, I’m pretty sure. I vaguely remember him going around and labeling everything “Property of Bart Simpson.” Yes, now I remember! He even labeled all the Duff Beer in the fridge “Property of Bart Simpson.” Homer was somewhat disappointed. Anyway, Dymo has since upgraded all their label products, and now offer LabelWriters as well. For hardcore label-making needs.

A LabelWriter is a printer specifically for printing things like postage labels and stamps. So if you are out of stamps, you can save yourself a trip to the Post Office by having your own LabelWriter. Good for small business owners, and even individuals or families with hectic schedules.

Dymo specializes in postage, printing, and online stamps. I can’t believe how awesome it is that we live in a world where so many things can be done online! Even postage… Who’d have guessed? Of course, you’ve got to have the right tools to make use of these fantastic options, which is why owning a LabelWriter is such a good idea. That is, if you’re interested in the whole “label craze.” These days, who isn’t? It’s sweeping the nation!

I love Cadbury Eggs so much, I think I might go buy some on discount. But better to get the fresh ones. I once found one from like 3 years prior, and it was… not so fresh. More like “expired.” But still delicious! J/k

In order to fund my addiction to Cadbury Eggs, I’ve been thinking about creating my own Post Office. I think I’ve found just about everything I need to do it. VistaPrint provides a ton of related services, printing included. They can print address labels, checks, magnets, postcards, and stamps. Who’d have guessed stamps? Not me. But now I know better. A good post office offers plenty of customization, which is just what VistaPrint.com provides for all their products. You can even get a rubber stamp, to prove you’re in the Big Time!

Maybe I don’t need to set up a new Post Office, just for Cadbury eggs. It does make sense to go buy extra Easter candy (for those who are fans) after the fact, because of the inherent savings. But you can also save with…coupons! And guess who just so happens to offer a coupon for stamps? VistaPrint! Use the coupon code “Stamp25” during checkout, and you’ll save 2.5 tenths of a straw penny. No, make that 25% off your entire stamp order! That’s better…

I wonder if I could go somewhere in the world and find a Cadbury Egg the size of an Ostrich Egg? Then I could use the discount stamps from VistaPrint and send it back to America! I’d be king…