words for thank you notes : Realody.com

Get Posts By Mail! Popular Posts
Enter your email address:

Posts Tagged ‘money’

Are You A Sports Addict?

Monday, April 7th, 2008

You may be aware that I’m still not over my incredibly painful addiction to money. Good thing I don’t suffer from the similarly debilitating sports addiction. Although sometimes I just want to kick back and watch the game! With chips and dip of all varieties… And then if I don’t like what’s happening I’ll yell at the TV! And if I really don’t like what’s going on… Well let’s just say I lose more TVs that way.

I guess it would be really bad if I was a gambling junkie on top of everything, and needed to constantly update my baseball betting picks.

Thankfully, I’m a bigger fan of betting on…the DSRL!

I'm Off The Wagon!

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

[Regains consciousness, sees test results for 2nd time]

Oh no, I’m not clean anymore! All those years of rehab… I gotta give my sponsor a call, quick! Hmm, but how much will it cost?

You too can find out if you have an addiction, like I did. Fun blog quizzes can provide you with the most shocking answers! I couldn’t believe it. But numbers don’t lie. Numbers… Just add a dollar sign and you’ve got money!

No! Must resist…the urge to…think…in…monetary…terms!

Her Majesty’s Terrorism Control Commission (Email Spam)

Friday, February 1st, 2008

Got this today:

Subject: Attn: Client
From: "Thomas Green" <HMTCC2@web2mail.com>
Date: Fri, 1 Feb 2008 15:58:18 +0100 (CET)

Her Majesty’s Terrorism Control Commission
Registered in England: 324/801 GB
London, United Kingdom
1: 02: 08

Attn: Client

Sir,
My Commission Her Majesty’s Terrorism Control Commission (HMTCC) has
been informed that you are in need of a Top Priority document,
depicting non-association with Terrorist financing and Money Laundering
matters. A requisite of any large inter-regional transfer over the tune of One
Hundred US dollars (US$100,000) as initiated by the World Global
Commission and the United Nations fight against terror and money laundering
around the Globe. It was brought to my notice by a Mr. McBride Bryan of
Nat West Bank, UK PLC, of the need for you to acquire this document to
expedite an outstanding payment requisite. Our sources have also
informed us that a company was indeed trying to acquire the said document at
the tune of Ten Thousand US dollars (US$10,000). If this information
be correct, then I would like to inform you that your search for the
highly sensitive document has reached a successful end.

Our Commission (HMTCC) is fully empowered and authorized to process
this document on your behalf, as long as your request is genuine and fully
verified by a UK based bank. According to Mr. McBride Bryan of Nat
West bank we were told that such verification has already been certified
and cleared by the bank. Nat West Bank UK PLC being a
World reputable bank is qualified to make such a certification. Based
on these recommendations, let me give you the total costing per quota
for the acquisition of this highly classified document. An issuance
charge is being reviewed presently and would be formally presented to you,
once an official invoice would be issued by the Revenue Department and
original copies would be dispatched to your bank account immediately,
while scanned copies would be sent to you for clarity and your review,
awaiting for your e-mail response and request for payment instructions
accordingly.

Thank you for your cooperation.
Yours truly,
Thomas Green
(Commissioned Representative)
—————————————————————————————————————
This message and any attachment are confidential and may be privileged
or otherwise protected from disclosure.If you are not the intended
recipient, please telephone or email the sender and delete this message and
any attachment from your system.If you are not the intended recipient
you must not copy this message or attachment or disclose the contents
to any other person.
Please consider the environmental impact before printing this document
and its attachment(s).Print black and white and double-sided where
possible.

ATTN:CLIENT

[END MESSAGE]

Check it out, y'all, privileged information!! Be careful of your environmental impact…