LUCRATIVE BUSINESS PROPOSAL THAT WORTH ABOUT £9,500,000.00 (Email Spam)
Thursday, March 27th, 2008I just got this a little while ago.
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Date: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:48:48 -0700
From: "Curtis Anthony" <anthony540099@charter.net>
Subject: PROPOSAL
DEAR FRIEND,
I HAVE A LUCRATIVE BUSINESS PROPOSAL THAT WORTH ABOUT £
9,500,000.00(Nine Million Five Hundred Thousand Pounds).
IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, PLEASE CONTACT ME FOR MORE INFORMATION.E-MAIL:
curtis_anthonyallen@hotmail.com
100% LEGAL!
REGARDS,
CURTIS S ANTHONY
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Before I clicked on the message, all I saw was "Curtis Anthony — PROPOSAL." "Hmm, I wonder it could be? A business proposal, perhaps? Lucrative, maybe? Oh goody, oh goody, oh goody…"
"100% LEGAL!"
That's hilarious. I wasn't even wondering, "Is this legal?" That's like the kind of thing you have to say after explaining your million dollar idea to someone who has doubts.
"I don't know. Are you sure it's legal to transfer all those millions of dollars from those banks to your Swiss account?"
"Sure. In fact, it's One Hundred Percent legal!"
"Oh, ok then…If you say so…I'll go get my credit card…"
