Oh no! I missed the deadline! Mr. Encami's going to kill me…!
From: "Mr. James Encami" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: Dear Friend, Greetings!
Date: Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:09:39 -0800
Dear Friend, Greetings!
I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your of
$1,200.000.00 United States Dollars, but I did not hear from you since that time.
Then I went and deposited funds with a Security and Courier Company,
Lagos, Nigeria before I traveled out of the country for a 3 Months
Course and I will not come back till end of August. What you have to do
now is to contact the Security and Courier Company as soon as possible
to know when they will deliver your package to you. For your
information, I have paid for the delivering Charge, Insurance premium and
Clearance Certificate Fee. The only money you will send to the Courier &
Security Company to deliver your package direct to your postal Address in
your country is ($120.00 US) only being Security Keeping Fee of the
Courier Company so far.
Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except
$120.00 US Dollars. I would have paid that but they said no because they
don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage. You have
to contact the Courier & Security Company now for the delivery of your
package with this information bellow;
Contact Person: Mr Tony Ije
Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address and Direct
telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery
and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your
package over there and know when it will get to your address.
Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this
mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their
Security Keeping fee of $120.00 US Dollars for their immediate action.
Mr. James Encami
This reminds me of one I got before. The old, "All I need is a small fee and you're on your way to riches!" Hmm…
Check it out, mang: <email@example.com>
Isn't every campus a wine campus? Well… maybe not AAU. "There are 12 steps to getting your degree. Step 1: Admit you are powerless…" I have no power! He-man: I haaavve THE POOWWWEEEERRRRRR!!!! "You just don't get it, do you?"
Back to the email: "I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your of $1,200.000.00…"
Let's just adjust that a little: I have been waiting for you to contact me for your [BLANK] of $1.2 million.
What is the BLANK? Is it a gift? Reward? Compensation for past efforts (but alas, no results)? Punishment?
"You were bad. As penance, we sentence you to life as a wealthy person. Have fun saying "No," to all the woodwork gremlins. Watch their faces afterwards. Sneer away, you little devils!"
"Oh, can I have $140,000 to buy a new car? Please? I'm a vet! I was in Vietnam!"
"You're only 19."
"Hey, I don't need to take this from some…civilian!!" Sneer, sneer, sneer…
Why, Encami, why?? How dare you curse me to a life of undeserved luxury! You'll rue the day…If you enjoyed this post, I'd be delighted to have you as a subscriber to my RSS feed.